You might be a mom if...
... Losing the binky/pacifier/nook/special blanket, etc. is the equivalent of losing your mind.
... You hear phantom crying when your baby is sound asleep.
...You actually enjoy sucking boogers out of your kids' noses with those bulb syringe things or nose fridas.
...Playdates are actually more for you to get socialization time and less for your kids to play with other kids.
...You have clothes in your closet ranging in size from 4-16 (or some other crazy variance) because at some point in your life, you've worn all of those sizes!
...Your daughter has a better sense of style than you do because, hello cute clothes & addictive sales.
...You can't sleep in total silence anymore because you're too used to hearing the noise machines on in the background.
...You drink way more caffeine than you used to.
...You stay up late or wake up early just to get some "me time."
That's it for tonight's edition of "You Might Be A Mom If...."! But I'll keep writing them down as they come to me for another future post. Part 1 can be found HERE!
...You can't sleep in total silence anymore because you're too used to hearing the noise machines on in the background.
...You drink way more caffeine than you used to.
...You stay up late or wake up early just to get some "me time."
That's it for tonight's edition of "You Might Be A Mom If...."! But I'll keep writing them down as they come to me for another future post. Part 1 can be found HERE!
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