Tuesday, August 2, 2016

You Might be a Mom If...

Just a few quick thoughts to make you smile!

You might be a mom if...

... You get excited because your kid pooped that day.
... You haven't showered in a few days and it's not by choice.
... You can eat lefthanded even though you're right handed due to holding a baby.
... You have learned to eat a meal while nursing your baby.
... You sleep for a 3-5 hour chunk and consider it a "good night's sleep."
... You smell like spit-up.
... The diaper bag is your new purse
... Have a free moment and have to choose between showering, cleaning, cooking, exercising, or eating...
... And it may be your only free moment for that entire day.
... You go shopping and have to pile your groceries around the car seat in the cart.
... You can't wear your dresses with zippers in the back because you're nursing.
... Even after your baby starts sleeping through the night you still wake up (out of habit) to go to the bathroom at the time when the baby would have been eating.

That's all I have for now! :)

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